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Marcus Anthon

I'm Awkward and it's pretty cool because it works for me and makes me cute, or some shit like that. I also have opinions and shit like that, so yeah... Penis
May 18 '13
“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”
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50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)

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May 18 '13
holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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May 18 '13
imolderiknowthesethings: geromykyle: beautiful ladies OHMYGODTHEGIFFROZEANDNOWIMSCARED

imolderiknowthesethings:

geromykyle:

beautiful ladies

OHMYGODTHEGIFFROZEANDNOWIMSCARED

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May 18 '13

Friendly Reminder:

firecrackerstorm:

a-breath-of-heir:

John isn’t stupid.
Dave isn’t delusional.
Rose isn’t monotonous.
Jade isn’t a pushover.
Jane isn’t boring.
Roxy isn’t useless.
Jake isn’t a jerk.
Dirk isn’t a narcissist.

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May 18 '13

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May 18 '13
dracosplushrump: nyannekosugargirls: meguu: neeneeinacup: piichuka: flur-child: aradiatime: adorkable-things: suchirolle: hephaestus: sollux… pfft SOLLUX sollux sollux sollux SOLLUX sollux sollux sollux i

dracosplushrump:

nyannekosugargirls:

meguu:

neeneeinacup:

piichuka:

flur-child:

aradiatime:

adorkable-things:

suchirolle:

hephaestus:

sollux…

pfft

SOLLUX

sollux

sollux

sollux

SOLLUX

sollux

sollux

sollux i

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May 18 '13

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May 18 '13

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May 18 '13

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

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May 18 '13
kdubzart: mytardishaswings asked kdubzart: ~*hyperventilates*~ ERIDAN. BEARD. MORE. PLEASE. ~*swoons and falls over*~ why certainly uwu  i hope you are having fun trawling back through my entire archive

kdubzart:

mytardishaswings asked kdubzart: ~*hyperventilates*~ ERIDAN. BEARD. MORE. PLEASE. ~*swoons and falls over*~

why certainly uwu  i hope you are having fun trawling back through my entire archive

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